The NCAA tourney is already awesome enough. But doggone it, this is America, and we always are looking to improve upon what we got. So how about we make the tournament more meaningful by going a little deeper and adding some context to this sacrosanct event?
Let's look at the history it's nestled in and point out some of the most interesting facts about the NCAA Men's College Basketball Tournament.
Some perspective will make watching the games more fun. Plus, you can look smart when you say, "You know, Duke's run has been impressive, but it doesn't hold a candle to the streak Houston had in the early '80s, going to three straight final fours."
Sure, some folks will think you have too much time on your hands, but others will worship your godlike sports knowledge. So read on to fulfill your dreams of being worshipped by your fellow fans ...
No. 5: The basics
Yeah, we know all the big names, but historically how have they fared? Let's rank 'em.
First let's start with the five schools with the most tournament championships: No. 1 is UCLA, with 11 titles, winning 10 of them in a 12-season span from 1964 to 1975. Kentucky falls in at No. 2 with seven titles. Then it's Indiana and North Carolina with five each, and lastly, Duke with four. (By the way, Oregon won the first title in 1939, its only one.)
How about another parameter? Final Four appearances: a similar, but different list. This time North Carolina ties UCLA with for the top spot with 18 visits. Third place is Duke with 15. Kentucky ranks fourth with 14 appearances, with Kansas fifth with its 13 trips.
Here's a cool bonus fact: The largest margin of victory in a championship game is 30 points. In 1990, UNLV spanked Duke 103-73. (You can almost hear all the Duke haters out there shouting "Yeah!")
No. 4: High scorer
Here's an oldie but goodie. (And shame on you for not knowing this basic March Madness trivia.) The most points scored in a tournament game goes to ... No, not Michael Jordan, Lew Alcindor, Bill Walton or Magic Johnson, but Austin Carr.
Do you know who he played for? No? Well two-times shame on you then. He played for Notre Dame. And do you now how many? Aw, forget it, let's just get on with this.
He scored a whopping 61 points in an opening round game against Ohio University in 1970. And though you may have expected some crazy Wilt-type number, let's just keep this in perspective: imagine if a player did this today. It would be insane and you can bet he would own the Twitterverse for a little while.
And this wasn't exactly a fluke. Mr. Carr was a stud in the postseason, serving up a record that may stand for good: a 50-point scoring average in seven NCAA tournament games.
No. 3: Sweetless 16
Even casual fans know that the lowest seed in any region (the 16th seed) has never won a game since the tournament expanded in 1985. To do that, they'd have to beat their first opponent (duh), and that would be the No. 1 seed.
But it did almost happened once. Michigan State was the Goliath and David took him to overtime before losing by a pittance. Who was David? Why Murray State, and the year was 1990 -- you know, back when the shorts were still short and the hair was buzz-cut, Theo Huxtable-like.
When the dust cleared, Michigan State won 75-71 (but did lose two games later, in overtime, to Georgia Tech).
And since we're on the topic, how about a list of the No. 15 seeds who knocked off their No. 2 seed suckers: Richmond in 1991, Santa Clara in 1993, Coppin State in 1997, Hampton in 2001 and Lehigh (over Duke) and Norfolk State (over Missouri) this year.
No. 2: Some real controversy
We're not talking about a bad call here. The tournament brings together practically every faction of the U.S. community, and this is bound to cause some head-butting. So though we keep the rest of this article fun and light, one fact about a more serious topic is appropriate.