So at the end of the day, or at the end of human existence as we know it, if you're unprepared for the zombie apocalypse, it's your own fleshy fault. There are resources to build muscles and train your tasty brain for when corpses come back to life.
Editor's note: Aaron Sagers is a New York-based entertainment writer and nationally syndicated pop-culture columnist. He has specialty knowledge in "paranormal pop culture," has lectured at conventions across the country on the topic and is a media pundit on supernatural entertainment. He covers pop culture daily at ParanormalPopCulture.com and can be found on Twitter @aaronsagers.